There are many reasons a man would wear a fake mustache to work.
He's a fan of the outrageous. He loves to surprise. He loves other things as well.
Ironically, we just watched the episode where Michael tells all of his ex-girlfriends that he has herpes because he has a cold sore.
I don't know how this stuff even happens. I slept like crap last night and woke up with a disease on my face. I have had these since I was little, and you would think I would be used to it by now. It's a work in progress.
Today, I am thankful for Abreva and Michael Scott for making it bearable.
Quick! Someone get me a mustache!